Post making contest 5.0

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This large rectangle passes rule 2. It also fucked up my reply, and I'm glad I was able to hit the back button on my browser to recover it, or else I would have been real mad.

nobody told me aks was providing a cash prize to this round's winner

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Akumu. Ixcaliber. Reyweld. Kaynato.
Robust Laser.

This post passes rules 2, 4, and 5!

Reyweld. Reyweld. Akumu.
S. E. N. T. E. N. C. E?
bvhjk

This post passes rules 2, 3, and I believe 4 as well! Wow!! What a streak of rule 4 passes!!!

my body is ready
rip in piece
rest in pieces
nope nope nope nope
the year of our lord 1602 A.D.
rip in pip
ughh, just no

This post passes rule 3.

I'm going to post some poems from my writer's craft.

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Lumpy volcano heart
mountain lips utter "pinchers"
pig maw, kettle piggy bank
Cliff face old man bot.

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My nightmare was
An eggplant grew from
and the bishop raised his crook
over the grassy hill
a smooth butt
and that was my nightmare

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Leaves
Every fallen leaf has beauty
With brilliant orange, yellow, red.
But who has time to view the colours
When time and death arrange a bed?

We decay and wait for notice
But will not turn our own heads.
Dresses, and suits, displayed with tact
Our leaves had fallen, and now they're dead.

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

I did not post any poems from my writer's craft.

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This is the end of my spewage, good luck and gods bless.

This post passes rule 3. It is also possible that it extra doesn't pass rule 2, or maybe it just regular doesn't pass rule 2, depending.

This is update #250.

[10:57 PM] Sruixan: hello Shredded
[10:57 PM] Sruixan: Aethex can only play All Star now
[10:57 PM] Sruixan: and it thinks pi is either 4, 22 or fucking
[10:57 PM] Sruixan: it also tried to flirt with me and said it wanted to have children with me
[10:58 PM] Sruixan: and it tied sleepy up for kinky purposes

End of message.

We also managed to also make sine no longer a function.

Tally Hall is an American rock band formed in December 2002 and based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The band has a relatively significant cult following, and is known for upbeat melodies and whimsical lyrics; the band members once described their musical style as "wonky rock" and "fabloo rock".[1]

Tally Hall has five members, distinguished by the color of their neckties: vocalist and guitarist Rob Cantor (yellow), vocalist and bassist Zubin Sedghi (blue), vocalist and guitarist Joe Hawley (red), drummer Ross Federman (gray), and vocalist and keyboardist Andrew Horowitz (green).

Once under the Atlantic Records recording label, Tally Hall was, again, signed to indie label Quack!Media,[2] who previously helped finance and nationally distribute their debut studio album, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. They released their second album, Good & Evil, on June 21, 2011.[3] Pre-orders were given a digital download from Quack to compensate for the time it took for the physical copy to be delivered.

This post passes rules 1, 3, and 5. What a good post!

chost

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I am very curious as to the results of pear entropy. Despite much jostling contents continue to be pears. Perhaps pear number is conserved?

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pmerf

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Is that part of the Space Consortium?

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welcome to space communism

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