RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 6: Meteoric Profits
11-15-2016, 08:33 PM
I need to meet three people in this crazy place, do some actions, and then I can FINALLY take a break and let this whole thing blow over. One person I know I need to meet is already dead though, so the gears of bureaucracy are already jammed in place for me and my job. I hate it. Still, finding at least one of my guys would help me feel a little better.
But I'm not sure if telling you precisely who would even help. You probably wouldn't understand. Nobody ever does, goddammit. I had to find the pope and have him sign off on this. THE POPE. I didn't even know that this, or any company could possibly go that far up. And the only person in this hellscape who could possibly sign off as the goddamn POPE is DEAD.
There's some conspiracy or something going on around here that wants my help, but I don't even care. What are THEY going to do for me, huh? As far as I'm concerned, we're all hopeless idiots, and its every man for himself in here. I was even starting to make friends with Akumu, and then you guys ejected him into the void.
Now where's my fucking corpse trebuchet?
But I'm not sure if telling you precisely who would even help. You probably wouldn't understand. Nobody ever does, goddammit. I had to find the pope and have him sign off on this. THE POPE. I didn't even know that this, or any company could possibly go that far up. And the only person in this hellscape who could possibly sign off as the goddamn POPE is DEAD.
There's some conspiracy or something going on around here that wants my help, but I don't even care. What are THEY going to do for me, huh? As far as I'm concerned, we're all hopeless idiots, and its every man for himself in here. I was even starting to make friends with Akumu, and then you guys ejected him into the void.
Now where's my fucking corpse trebuchet?