Conversation Topics I experienced today

Weather
Want a drive to the corner?
I'll scrape the Frost

Did you do the review questions?

What do your shadows of things look like?
Seamus Heaney
Maybe Seamus wasn't talking about miscarriages...
The Plan

I feel guilty not doing work in Mr. ____'s class because I really respect him
Should google be allowed to ban all fictional news websites from using google ads?
Wow what I hope I don't know that guy
Send that creep hundreds of pictures of Naruto / eggplant emojis until they block you
I'm going to doodle on your arm

What would you do "for a living" in a post-pandemic world?
The quality of my Hamlet play

Did you put the spaghetti away?