RE: Eagle Time Baseball Team!
11-14-2016, 12:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-14-2016, 12:44 AM by ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆.)
i like a lot of the above, but i'd like to make a few suggestions of my own. the site's kinda fucked up but i think this gets across the idea:
so first, and most obviously, it's a heart-shaped field, but also a very SMALL heart-shaped field, lots of homers, very exciting high-scoring games. the center wall dives in so it's touching second base, our right and left fielders become duplicate basemen, and the center fielder has to stand between the pitcher and the catcher. you've got some kind of freak jet stream that's going to yank your ball right out of the park if it goes down the center lane, but if you hit it off to either side, you've got powerful countervailing forces against you. it's like a hurricane, but all the time, and it never moves. OBVIOUSLY it's an open roof stadium and OBVIOUSLY the grass is colored our team's pink
so first, and most obviously, it's a heart-shaped field, but also a very SMALL heart-shaped field, lots of homers, very exciting high-scoring games. the center wall dives in so it's touching second base, our right and left fielders become duplicate basemen, and the center fielder has to stand between the pitcher and the catcher. you've got some kind of freak jet stream that's going to yank your ball right out of the park if it goes down the center lane, but if you hit it off to either side, you've got powerful countervailing forces against you. it's like a hurricane, but all the time, and it never moves. OBVIOUSLY it's an open roof stadium and OBVIOUSLY the grass is colored our team's pink