ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

>Sweep that body under the rug/blanket. It's being a mess.

JESUS FUUUCKING CHRIST NO

GOD

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE AMOUNT OF HYDROGEN PEROXIDE WE DON'T HAVE? I have to CLEAN this shit

WHO THE FUCK smeared that shit ALL OVER THE GODDAMN WALL OH MY FUCKING GOD



I think the worst part of this is, if we actually did manage to capture Bill Gates, I would have my job that I went to actual college and got a degree for. You know, the job that none of the fucks higher up are intelligent enough to do without my help, which they then denied me access to for stupid bullshit reasons that aren't actually reasons

And now, this possibility, which I wasn't even aware of, has now been crushed in the fucking molding dust, along with all these corpses.

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