[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

Let's have Slate go to the party. He can Sanity swap with one of the guests and be right as rain.

[Athena, the note Helios was embarrassed about said we think you've got romantic feelings for Helios that he's not noticing. Let's just skip the 'secretive romancey no-communication bullshit' step and put that on the table where everyone can see it.]

That's all? You burned a paper because they made a mistaken comment? What is the big deal? It's only slightly embarrassing, but mostly for the co-player.




Slightly embarrassing.




Yes! You are repeating what I said. Co-player, I told you there is no shipping allowed here, with me. Feel free to ship anyone else. We already know that Helios and Eris are "soul mates". If one of them wasn't missing their soul!





Please don't call us soul mates.





Those are her words, not mine! Says it in big bold text over her wall.





Please tear down that wall.




I did once! Then she got legal papers and made me build her a wall. I can't deny a proper legal request so I built her a new wall. I had to draw smiles on some of the images while she watched, it was humiliating!




Why did she make you do that?




I don't know! It's Eris, patron! She makes no sense, apparently she only has pictures of you being bored, lukewarm, confused, slightly angry, sad, emotionless, with no face, or this expression that I have come to dub the "Helios face" where your mouth is ever so slightly tilted, and your eyebrows almost in a disappointed position but aren't quite there yet. If she wanted pictures of you smiling why doesn't she just take them?




.................

[Sorry Athena sometimes weird stuff just flops out of our mouth. Sorry Helios also.]

That is fine, no one cares, just never get me confused with Eris ever again! Ever.





........Do I really draw this face a lot?

"Wait, speaking of infants, what about that robot Cleo made?"

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided dice. An 8 is rolled.

Athena: > Latta charisma check: "Wow, how interesting. Look at me, caring about your issues. Uh huh? Yes. I am listening to your issues truly and honestly." Make some rude comment about Cea, they'll love you for that.

(( Important notices below! Open it up to read about our new species applications, the upcoming return of the patreon, and new discord chat! ))

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SPECIES APPLICATIONS AND PATREON REOPENING
NOVEMBER 1ST
Or the 2nd.....
really whenever the next update happens ok
Oh yeah and we have a new discord!

Yeppers it's happening again! Species applications and a way to donate and get a few items in return, this also means that the monthly streams are coming back (with patreons deciding what type of streams we'll be hosting!)





PATREON INFO
I'll be getting deeper and explaining all of the patreon info when it happens but for right now I just want to say, IF YOU WERE A PATREON BEFORE AND DO NOT WANT TO DONATE PLEASE MAKE SURE TO CHECK YOUR PATREON ACCOUNT TO MAKE SURE YOU DISCONTINUED YOUR DONATIONS. Once I turn on my patreon it will be taking money monthly and as such your account will be charged at the end of November!

I don't want ANYONE to be accidentally charged so please, make sure that if you don't want to donate to unhook yourself from that!



APP OPENING INFO
We're at pretty much the final stage of this planet, as such I'm going to open apps a bit early so that everyone can get a good look at the rules and tailor their apps to it. Apps will open at the start of the next update and close at the start of the next planet. As such do not rush yourself too much.

While you wait for apps to open please check out the application section. You are required to read the main rules, writing tips, and species app section to submit an app, this is pretty important! Feel free to start your app on a word pad while you wait! If you have any questions about anything you see in these sections PLEASE send me a pm (or submit a contact us on the site, either works)

We have a new discord!

I decided to open up a new discord as the other one was starting to go unused. Feel free to join this new discord to chat about Fortuna, ask any questions you may have, talk about your latest species application, or use it as an update feed! Join right in!


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This is a really good time to tell you I run on Valve time not normal time. Aka anytime I say I'm going to do something soon I do it late, and anytime I say I'm going to take a long time with something I tend to get it done early....or never. One of the two.