Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing

You have to break the news to a small child about the death of their parents, but you don't have the heart. Literally. Your heart was removed to make you a calmer and more calculating surgeon, but it had many undesirable effects. Patiently wait through people talking with obviously selfish agendas while not understanding why the crossword isn't the front page of the newspaper every day.

Every Monday, at 4:30 pm precisely, you die, coming back to life after a few hours.

Everyone in the world goes colour blind in different ways, and every animal can now see the entire spectrum of light.