RE: Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
10-31-2016, 12:27 AM
You have the superpower of eating chickens whole in 5 minutes. You are the shame of the village of Kromazostarwovafophastokowskikov.
Your teacher is an undercover cop and he has just arrested your best friend for illegally smuggling blue crystal sugar in your primary school. You better stop that car before your pal faces 20 years in prison and he's only like what? 9? TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
It turns out that clowns are actually just regular people who want to make people laugh and make ends meet. Who would have thought? Not you apparently. You are still murdering innocent clowns.
The roadkill corpse of a raccoon has told you that you are in fact the anti-christ. Or you could just be tripping on cactus juice again.
A capricious spiritual shaman midget demands store-brand hot dogs at all hours of the day and refuses to do anything else for anyone. What a dick.
Your teacher is an undercover cop and he has just arrested your best friend for illegally smuggling blue crystal sugar in your primary school. You better stop that car before your pal faces 20 years in prison and he's only like what? 9? TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
It turns out that clowns are actually just regular people who want to make people laugh and make ends meet. Who would have thought? Not you apparently. You are still murdering innocent clowns.
The roadkill corpse of a raccoon has told you that you are in fact the anti-christ. Or you could just be tripping on cactus juice again.
A capricious spiritual shaman midget demands store-brand hot dogs at all hours of the day and refuses to do anything else for anyone. What a dick.