RE: Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
10-31-2016, 12:18 AM
You have just teleported to an alternate universe where burritos give you a poisonous and contagious rash on your nose.
An undead crab sues the French chef who refused to cook it when it was alive.
You have used an occult science ritual to transform yourself into a tiger made out of bacon strips. This wasn't quite what it was hyped up to be.
You have invented a suit that allows you to teleport to and traverse alternate universes made primarily out of anti-matter. But what caused you to undertake such a risky and foolhardy endeavour? Anti-matter M&M's simply taste too irresistible to let your common sense get in the way.
After being exposed to the sun for too long you have gotten a nasty form of skin cancer, luckily you had magical sunblock on! Unluckily it has made your skin really stretchy and long. You now look like you are carrying several deflated mattresses on your head and shoulders but it is all excess skin. Kill the wizard that gave you that sunblock. His name is Uhdem Sendler.
You are a humanoid plant with a debilitating flatulence problem, this is good for mankind but oxygen in copious doses is lethal. So after participating in a bean eating competition you must hold in your farts, lest you poison your friends or something. Wait.... Aren't beans plants? Does this make you a cannibal? What a dilemma! What a horror! OH THE PLANTMANITY!!!
An undead crab sues the French chef who refused to cook it when it was alive.
You have used an occult science ritual to transform yourself into a tiger made out of bacon strips. This wasn't quite what it was hyped up to be.
You have invented a suit that allows you to teleport to and traverse alternate universes made primarily out of anti-matter. But what caused you to undertake such a risky and foolhardy endeavour? Anti-matter M&M's simply taste too irresistible to let your common sense get in the way.
After being exposed to the sun for too long you have gotten a nasty form of skin cancer, luckily you had magical sunblock on! Unluckily it has made your skin really stretchy and long. You now look like you are carrying several deflated mattresses on your head and shoulders but it is all excess skin. Kill the wizard that gave you that sunblock. His name is Uhdem Sendler.
You are a humanoid plant with a debilitating flatulence problem, this is good for mankind but oxygen in copious doses is lethal. So after participating in a bean eating competition you must hold in your farts, lest you poison your friends or something. Wait.... Aren't beans plants? Does this make you a cannibal? What a dilemma! What a horror! OH THE PLANTMANITY!!!