Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

there are hundreds of desert geckos and chameleons clambering all over my body and i will soon teach them command of a desert assault unit in my quest to establish a new stateless nationstate in the desert where all are free to nakedly frolick (but mostly at night because it's hot during the day and you don't want your genitals to 'melt over' out in sun)