The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Wise Professor Skunk) Explain who St. Reynard is, and the meaning of St. Reynard's Day, including certain debates on the sanctity of types of pastry.
(Moe, Larry and Curly) Bombard the three vixens with pie and seltzer.
(SALV Silverbrush) Produce a pair of seltzer bottles, and be a two-gun mascula.
(SALV Fauxfox) Try to escape the area.
(SALV Fauxfox) Promptly get lost in the Embassy.
(SALV Fauxfox) Find an icon of St. Reynard. Read the caption beneath it.
(SALV Fauxfox) Get sprayed by the flower in St. Reynard's lapel.
(SALV Fauxfox) Collapse.