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SirBlizz98 · 10-24-2016, 04:41 AM

>Try to find ham to go with the cake.

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This does not strike you as a particularly appropriate time for ham.

>Cake: Inspect suspicious apparating celebratory dessert.

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What's suspicious about Cake that spontaneously appears on your birthday? But really, you've given up on parsing this mystery years ago, and decided to, what's the phrase "Not look a gift-pony in the mouth"?

>It is delicious cake and you must eat it.

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With what? Your hands?? Like some sort of peasant???

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Okay, but anyway... You still don't have any plates though, oh well.

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>Cake: What if you went to the door, opened it, & walked down the stairs? Is that a thing within the realm of possibility?

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Door? What door, you don't see any door?

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Do you see any door?

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No. No you don't. Just a portrait of some guy.

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Who even is this guy, you don't know. You don't think anyone knows.

>Check out your wardrobe.

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Just a lovely little wardrobe filled with an eclectic assortment of lovely little dresses, not too little though, you're a dignified and proper young lady and you wouldn't be caught dead in something too risque.

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...or perhaps you would, oh-ho, who knows, this is a special occasion after all.

>Take a closer look at that mural, too

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Oh this? It's a mural of the sky you painted when you were... 12? You were feeling particularly inspired that day, and incorporated some classic motifs. Or... at least... you assume they're classic, you read in a book they were classic.