RE: Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
10-22-2016, 10:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-22-2016, 10:27 AM by Electrum.)
You have inherited a large sum of fruity religious oil paintings from your recently deceased grandfather. Unfortunately you let the blinds open and the sunlight has make the already decades old paint completely dehydrate and shatter into a bazillion dried up paint chips. You must repair them before Mister Snixerbruftuggg comes over for a visit.
A jungle yeti has kidnapped your divorced husband because it has a homicidal contempt for people who live in poverty. You haven't spoken to the poor guy in 30 years but a life is a life, y'know?
Every important worker around the world spontaneously commits mass ritual suicide, leaving the downtrodden NEETS to rule the resulting wastelands.
A German man must combat his inner dick devils as a large bratwurst rampages through the streets of Hamburg.
A Scottish police officer must track down and arrest the strange serial killer called "The Boxer" who strips the corpses of his victims of their clothes and puts boxer underwear on their heads.
A jungle yeti has kidnapped your divorced husband because it has a homicidal contempt for people who live in poverty. You haven't spoken to the poor guy in 30 years but a life is a life, y'know?
Every important worker around the world spontaneously commits mass ritual suicide, leaving the downtrodden NEETS to rule the resulting wastelands.
A German man must combat his inner dick devils as a large bratwurst rampages through the streets of Hamburg.
A Scottish police officer must track down and arrest the strange serial killer called "The Boxer" who strips the corpses of his victims of their clothes and puts boxer underwear on their heads.