The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

My mom is ticked off at me for not saying that I would do something with her.

Bare in mind that this thing isn't for a few months and that I'm trying to find a job, pretty much none of which are anywhere near home. Yeah, sure shows her confidence in me finding anything. Then again, she's suggested multiple times that I should just stop looking, and once, she said that if she could, she would lock me up in her closet and throw away the key.