[YOU]: [FORTUNA] Fan Adventure

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> Throw your pride through a window and beg for mercy from Hermes as you run.

> Summon soda and throw it at his dumb face!

>DROWN HIM IN THE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

>Defend yourself with soda geyser to the face.

> Test out power while running, can you control where the soda appears...?

In an act of desperation, you decide to test out your power. You fling your arm with all your might and get soda all over Hermes's screen! He shakes off and keeps running at you though because what hi-tec robot wouldn't be spill proof. Welp.

> Hey, while you're at it, why don't you see what cool features your new robot body can do? I'm sure those digitigrade legs are good for something.

It's no use running. Hermes is way too fast! You stand your ground and wait for him to get close enough and then you (do a really cool backflip and) kick him square in his stupid face! Hermes turns tail and flees in terror of your might! That's... pretty surprising, really. But you'll take it.