ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

Does this "granola" guy have anything to do with all the crumbs I keep finding under all the desks and around the water cooler? This one time, I found just, an entire goddamn protein bar smashed to bits in the ventilation system. That shit gets all over the place, man! It goes to the fucking server room! That's MY room!

I don't think I saw him go to bed last night, either. That's awfully suspicious. Suspicious, because not only have there been corpses, but there have been sacrifices, and god, who knows if that black candlewax is ever gonna come out of the carpet. Fuck!!!!!

I'm voting we take Granolaman's shares! I say, if you wanna stay at this company, you show the workspace some FUCKing resPECT.