Things, and no context.

you are currently at a table at the webcomics convention. Suddenly, a large group approaches carrying a ham made to look like a baby aftik and a hungry look in their eyes! There are no apparent exits.

> Be extremely impressed they freaking craved ham like that like what the heck man that's a work of art laminate that.
Oh, you like the aftik!! Thank you!! You'll like this performance even more!!!!!!
The leader, clad in a notail mask that says "FUCK" on it, draws a lightning sceptor and asks the Grand Presenter to kneel with the ham raised. Ah, you know where this is going. This is just like in that webcomic you made.
A circle of chanting bodies forms around you and the players performing the ceremony. They begin beating their breasts, and monotonously chanting, "WOOP. WOOP. WOOP."
The leader strikes the ham for 500 critical damage!
Ham flies everywhere!
The fans dart about everywhere, chasing after pieces of the aftik! One clambers across your table, making a mess of all the prints you have set up, and fetches a piece of meat which they tear at wildly. Flecks of ham fly in your face.
A cleo cosplayer with a real loaded gun taped to their arm fires rounds into the air brazenly, while shouting THE AFTIK FEAST! THE AFTIK FEAST! ALL CELEBRATE THE AFTIK FEAST! Also while chewing ham and ham juice streams from the corners of their mouth, leaving a ham brook on the floor
one of the like five eris cosplayers sneaks up behind you with a ham bone in mouth and whispers... "brand n e w c a r"
seriously why is everyone eris

> Oh heck, the fandom just sold me out for the whole week. Neat!
"Neat" you say
THANK YOU FOR YOUR AFFIRMATION, the leader says. JOIN IN THE AFTIK FEAST.
A slice of ham is presented to you on a paper plate.