Post making contest 5.0

This is update #"Sruix is busy screaming into a pillow".

Someone solved the metapuzzle in like 40 minutes, so we didn't win there. We still have 5d and 5e unsolved, but given that exactly one team as of this point has solved that last one, we're in good company.

• [1:20 AM] Dragon Fogel: "okay so this puzzle is that there are five rules for making posts"
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• [3:00 AM] Dragon Fogel: I hope it was at least solved by people in a sensible time zone for puzzling.
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• [6:30 AM] qwerx3: don't you wish there were a civ puzzle
  [6:30 AM] Sruixan: god yes
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• [7:52 AM] Akumu: I actually set an alarm for puzzle-release time, but then said "this is a terrible idea" and went back to sleep
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• [1:59 PM] kotakun: FUCKING BRISBANE
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• [2:23 PM] Sruixan: okay I need help
  [2:23 PM] Sruixan: and that is not a general statement
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• [3:01 PM] Sruixan: I definitely feel like I should be reading 5A in my ScreeTek voice
  [3:01 PM] Sruixan: "Lions reward offers also are posted! Aid for get leo captured will get max $$$$$$ reward."
  [3:01 PM] Sruixan: just imagine I'm saying those words with my mouth
  [3:09 PM] Dragon Fogel: How would you be pronouncing the dollar signs?
  [3:25 PM] Sruixan: Badly.
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• [3:25 PM] Sruixan: Anyway I am too frustrated with 5D to work on it for now so in an effort to remain helpful I pressed my Tab key 2,415 times instead.
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• [6:29 PM] qwerx3: NOOOOOO it's paris
  [6:37 PM] Sruixan: yeah I'm in Montreal at the moment and am scared of Paris existing at me
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• [7:17 PM] Sruixan: we know what we're doing at least
  [7:17 PM] Sruixan: (and that's pretending that Paris doesn't exist)
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• [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE TRIPLE FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FOURFOLD FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCK QUINTET
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE HEXAGONAL FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCK RAINBOW
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• [7:58 PM] Sruixan: I can see the section in the write-up afterwards now "and there was that one team that just bullshat their way through Friday"
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• [8:21 PM] Sruixan: and on that note I am going to scream into a pillow
  

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