[YOU]: [FORTUNA] Fan Adventure

> SCREAM. YOU KNEW FORTUNA WAS ONE OF THOSE DEMON GAMES THAT SUCKED THE PLAYER'S SOUL IN TO. YOU KNEEEEEW IT. Wait till you tell the guys on the foru- oooooh right, this is your life now.

>Wait, I've been SUCKED into the game??? As in, gone from player land???

This is so messed up. The game SUCKED YOU IN?? As in, it stole your SOUL? This is crazy! You want to SCREAM but you don't as there seems to be no one around and you'll probably just end up embarrassing yourself. You try to collect your wits and just focus on Hermes' questions.

> Fumble over your words as you try to tell Hermes your playstyle.
> You experimented a lot. You weren't pure good, but not evil, you were a bit of a chaotic neutral. You may or may not have killed a few AI gods in your time, and at least blew up the universe accidentally twice.

Lets say Choo liked to speedrun, but wasn't very good at it and always ended up playing the game normally to the end (to their frustration).

You briefly consider including that you've killed a few of the AIs for fun, but given that Hermes is an AI, you decide to keep that little tidbit to yourself for now.

> You were always my favourite patron, Hermes. wink

> Well obviously I'd choose only the most attractive of robots. *Suggestive winking intensifies.*

You try to wink but it just looks like you're blinking.