Order and Chaos

got the bee-man to chill out with some soothing tunes

Of course! "Milton!" I hollered. "Lend me your ſaxophone!"

"Sure thing, sister who's not even in the same building as me!" he said as he handed me his saxophone. I laid the horn to my lips and pursed out the smoothest licks.

"Oh, that's quite nice," said the unnamed bee-man. I squaked. "Wait, I'm allergic to bees! The agony!" He died.

"But what about the other beekeeper?" said Commun.

"What other beekeeper?" said Grub.

"Mary, your liſp is ſucking stupid," said Milton.

"Well, you're the expert on that," I sniped to empty air.

"We need a leader, not a reader!" cried Herman Cain emphatically.

"Oh, shut up, Herman Cain," groaned both Communs.

"Did we get rid of Nothing?" asked Lauren Order. "As my well-established character establishment established, that is established as my #1 priority. Also, I'm supposed to be knocked out cold!" She slammed grabbed her own head (the one in the other castle) and slammed it into the wall and vice versa then fell out cold.

"Well, we really just need to have a talk with it, remember," said Commun.

"Are we really on-board with that plan?" I said. "Like, 100%? I'm immortal aſ fuck and ready to throw DOWN."

"That's for you to decide!" said Milton, to you, the reader.

"It's probably the only way to actually get Adeline back," said Commun.

"But also Sir Nose," said nobody in particular.

"We're juſt going to have to accept that dent," I said.

"Wait, where do I fit into all of this?" said Grub. He doesn't. That's the risk you take when you literally walk 180 degrees away from the plot.

"In the meantime, I guess I should tell Mom I'm home?" I said. And tell her Dad's dead. And get crowned queen.

"Hey speaking of is this old wrinkly naked dude your new husband?" said Milton.

"What? No. Gods no! What?!" said Commun.

Milton laughed. "You act like marrying a princess is a step DOWN." I must reiterate, they're still all in separate castles.

"ſhit," I cursed. "Definitely gotta find Nothing firſt and foremoſt, straighten that out." Or rather, exactly the opposite.

But wait! There was one spare loose end to come roaring back from way the fuck back in the adventure everyone forgot about! Even me, Chwoka! What was it, again?