Post making contest 5.0

This is update #256.

Day one of mezzacotta complete:

• [11:12 AM] qwerx3: oh wow, why did i try to solve 1C without the second page...
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• [1:10 PM] Sruixan: WHY IS THE SPIDER SO HARD
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• [1:18 PM] Sruixan: I wouldn't believe it if they weren't australian
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• [1:55 PM] qwerx3: [are you serious a turnip is also called a swede]
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• [5:08 PM] Sruixan: OKAY SO THE AKADEMIA IS A THEATRE NOT A UNIVERSITY
  [5:08 PM] Sruixan: FOR SOME REASON
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• [5:28 PM] Sruixan: (I'd recognise a civ wonder anywhere)
  

Conclusion: we need to say more funny things and also maybe not solve all bar one of the puzzles before Fogel, Akumu and Kieros wake up.

End of message.

Passes rule 3.

Hey, it's just payback for us solving SUMS puzzles while you were asleep.

Passes rule 2.

a, b, c,

a, b, c

a, b, c.

the ABCs.

I mean I guess so. Passes rule 2.

It's the ASCENSION ISLANDS. Theygo upupup andint othecl oudsSS.

Due to unconventional wording, this is a little bit vague re rule 4 but I'll give it to you.
Passes rules 2 and 4.

RRRRRR SSSSS TTTT UUU VV W

Passes rule 2.

Thanksgiving Highlights:

• Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you all a beer?"
  The first says, "I don't know."
  The second says, "I don't know."
  The third says, "Yes."
  
• Gobble ;)
  
• "I was talking to your sister, and she said she had planned on only making turkey dressing for Thanksgiving." Me: Like, turkey sauce ???
  
• Turns out "dressing" is "stuffing", which makes the above make more sense.
  
• ♪And we all worship our king. (our king) His name is Malcolm. (our king) We must feed him gravel.♫
  
• Pesky bee!
  
• My grandma gave me a huge plastic spider toy from when my mother was a child and told me to use it in pranks.
  
• Bulk barn candy left at our grandparents in 2014 that they found recently and saved for us! (hersey's cookies and cream chocolate and cola gummies)
  
• Hot Fuzz

Passes rule 3.

ALL

• PRAISE
  

THE, GOBLINN
QQQUEEN

Passes rule 2.