Post making contest 5.0

Thanksgiving Highlights:

• Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you all a beer?"
  The first says, "I don't know."
  The second says, "I don't know."
  The third says, "Yes."
  
• Gobble ;)
  
• "I was talking to your sister, and she said she had planned on only making turkey dressing for Thanksgiving." Me: Like, turkey sauce ???
  
• Turns out "dressing" is "stuffing", which makes the above make more sense.
  
• ♪And we all worship our king. (our king) His name is Malcolm. (our king) We must feed him gravel.♫
  
• Pesky bee!
  
• My grandma gave me a huge plastic spider toy from when my mother was a child and told me to use it in pranks.
  
• Bulk barn candy left at our grandparents in 2014 that they found recently and saved for us! (hersey's cookies and cream chocolate and cola gummies)
  
• Hot Fuzz