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Eeeeeeeeeeh I think we can buff that out

>Uh, um I've seen worse
>But nevermind that now! Check your pockets, maybe you still have your wallet or something else with identifying information on it.

???: "Thanks... I was worried there for a second... Um... I don't think this robe has pockets."

???: "This... uh, pouch thing was hanging off of my belt, though. Or maybe it's more of a sash... What is this thing made of? It's like a soft, um, leathery canvas material... So... probably a sash... I guess...

"Anyway... sorry about that... uh... I don't know what this symbol means. There's a tag inside the flap that says 'Property of the Harvesters' Union.' I don't know who they are, either... um... sorry... again."

???: "Oh neat! It's full of marbles... They're uh... Huh. They're stuck in this rack..."
"Oh, I think I get it... I think, um, these rods on the side go all the way through. Like, uh... I think maybe you unscrew the top... knob... things and take the whole rack apart to get at the marbles..."
"Oh hey! There's a cleaning kit for the marbles in the bottom of the bag! I... uh... I guess I really like marbles..."

> Ignore your smashed in face. There's nothing you can do about that right now. The important thing is to remember that you are Kevin Costner.

???: "Really?! Thanks! Wait... 'smashed in?' Uh, never mind. Is that really my name? ... It, uh... doesn't sound familiar. Sorry. I guess I was just, uh... hoping it would. Uh.. are you sure that's the right one?"

Whenever I wake up and have as bad of a start as you, I typically just give up and go back to sleep. I suggest trying that.

alright, i guess i gotta be the bad news bad guy again since all these other chumps are lying to your face or what's left of it: it's real fuckin' bad. you're missin' a good half your face, your mouth is gone to the bottom so you can forget eating soup, and it looks like you got a bit ready to just start a-dangling. i'd advise you not to touch any part of your head, frankly.

on the other hand, you've been getting along just fine so far and haven't even noticed, so maybe you don't even need a head. try that, it might be a good look on you

American Actor Kevin Costner: "Oh..." *Sniffle* "Uh... T-thanks for being honest. I'll, uh, be careful... I don't think I'm uh, going to try taking my head off yet, though. I think I'm... seeing out of the - I guess the only intact, um, socket. So I think I still need it... sorry, uh, but thanks."

>sweet we get to be heard straight out of the gate this time, most of us will try to help out, but there are a few bad apples in the bunch unfortunately.
>ok so just to recap, you're a birdman skeleton thing with half a head, amnesia, you're in a dark cave of some sort, and you can hear us as disembodied voices. get ready for one hell of a day.

American Actor Kevin Costner: "R-right. Thanks! Uh... it sounds like this is something you've done before... Do you, uh, voices just go around... talking people out of problems?"

> Well fine, if we're going to be blunt about it, you are currently in a hopeless looking situation, I would say you're bound to die soon but all things consider it looks like you already screwed the pooch and are currently dead. Good job on that. Upside. Skeletons are cool, so at least you're really cool.

> How about crawling your way out of here?

American Actor Kevin Costner: "..."
"..."
"Thanks. You're uh, cool too, voice."

American Actor Kevin Costner: "Well I didn't have to crawl but I'm ou-"
"Oh... Why?! How?!"

American Actor Kevin Costner: "I'm going to die in here.
"..."
"Again."