TowerDown - MYSTERY DOOR

>look at it this way, another year not dead, another year of punching death in the nose to assert dominance.



Oh yes, very uplifting, you feel the isolated melancholy melting away.

>A princess, AND it's your birthday? How terrible!



Yes you understand you should be ecstatic, but well...

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...yeah.

>How's the view?



You suppose technically it's fantastic, but after sixteen years of the same old thing it gets a little tiresome.

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Just look at it, clouds, sky, the sun... wait is that a bird? Wow, look at that you don't see those everyday. Maybe to-day will be something special after all.

>So, anything exciting in the tower?



Define exciting, you have an oversized portrait of some guy, is that exciting? Looking wistfully outside the window? No... What about, uhm, you've got some paints, and ooh BOOKS, how about books!

>Don pointy hat.

Oh please, you haven't worn that since you were like... ten.



Everyone knows proper mature princesses wear Elegant, fashionable tiaras, like so.



>Worried about getting your name?



Oh gosh no, you certainly don't need any more names, you've got a name it's...

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...Cake.