RE: Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
09-27-2016, 11:47 PM
In a world where you can choose your destiny by picking up a piece of cardboard handed out by a machine. Some prick cheated the system by scribbling his fate on a blank cardboard. You are not the prick you're the guy who was supposed to be next in line to receive his fate, you're not even mad at him cheating. You just want to catch him and have a LITTLE STERNLY WORDED CONVERSATION WITH THIS RUDE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER for cutting corners in the queue.
In a world where marriage between human and squirrel is legal, suddenly your dead pet goldfish comes back to life as a squirrel. A romantic comedy....
The television tax demon is angry that nobody has paid the television tax in 3 years. It is time to enact plan: Jungle Disco....
You have been gifted with the power of spontaneous regeneration by the goddess of life while on the brink of death. This is unfortunate as being imprisoned by the cruel president Ardo De Fartfuck has made you resort to eating tiny snippets of yourself to survive. Your face seems delicious....
A wasp is suing the KKK for being called WASPS. Even though they probably don't call themselves that or whatever. Who gives a fuck.
In a world where marriage between human and squirrel is legal, suddenly your dead pet goldfish comes back to life as a squirrel. A romantic comedy....
The television tax demon is angry that nobody has paid the television tax in 3 years. It is time to enact plan: Jungle Disco....
You have been gifted with the power of spontaneous regeneration by the goddess of life while on the brink of death. This is unfortunate as being imprisoned by the cruel president Ardo De Fartfuck has made you resort to eating tiny snippets of yourself to survive. Your face seems delicious....
A wasp is suing the KKK for being called WASPS. Even though they probably don't call themselves that or whatever. Who gives a fuck.