Post making contest 5.0

I have learned the true definition of clusterfuck.

Passes rule 2.

This is update #253.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE BOT WAS GONNA FUCK ME
I AIN'T A SPACE MAFIA MONKEY
IT WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB DEFINING TAU TO BE A NUMBER
RATHER CLOSER TO FOUR THAN IT SHOULD BE

WELL THE MATH STARTS COMING AND IT DON'T STOP COMING
WE FED IT STUPID RULES AND WE MADE PI "FUCKING"
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GOOGLE ALL STAR
OUR BRAINS GET BENT AND ITS HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING PI EQUAL THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TYPE PLAY
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK AETHEX IF YOU DON'T SAY:

HYPEN GOOGLE ALL STAR HYPEN GOOGLE SMASH MOUTH
HYPEN ROLL A FAT JOINT HYPEN BLAZE IT ALL DAY
AND ALL THAT PLAYS IS SMASH MOUTH
ONLY ALL STAR MAKES THE BOT WORK

IT WAS AN ARCTAN BUT IT'S NOW A CAT MEOWING
AND COSINE'S DEFINED TO BE A VECTOR FULL OF SOMETHING
YES THE TRIGONOMETRY'S REALLY FUCKED UP
JUDGING BY THE TRAINWRECK IN THE CHAT PANE
THE CODE WE CALL ON IS GETTING PRETTY THIN
BUT THE NIGHTCORE'S COMING SO WE MIGHT AS WELL SIN
OUR BOT'S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT AND WE NEVER GET BORED

HYPEN GOOGLE ALL STAR HYPEN GOOGLE SMASH MOUTH
HYPEN SKIP THE SHIT SONGS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAME?
AND ALL THAT PLAYS IS SMASH MOUTH
ONLY ALL STAR MAKES THE BOT WORK

(x2)

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED "COULD WE TRY TO STOP THE MATH?"
SAID WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS MESS
I SAID "YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT
WE JUST MADE 'i' 'A FAKE NUMBER'
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE BREAK"

WELL THE MATH STARTS COMING AND IT DON'T STOP COMING
WE FED IT STUPID RULES AND WE MADE PI "FUCKING"
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GOOGLE ALL STAR
OUR BRAINS GET BENT AND ITS HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING PI EQUAL THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TYPE PLAY
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK AETHEX IF YOU DON'T SAY:

HYPEN GOOGLE ALL STAR HYPEN GOOGLE SMASH MOUTH
HYPEN QUEUE THESE SONGS UP WE CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN TEN
AND ALL THAT PLAYS IS SMASH MOUTH
ONLY ALL STAR MAKES THE BOT WORK

End of message.

Rule 2 has to break in there somewhere, I'm sure of it. Passes 3.

this just in sruix just learnt smash mouth has verses today

Passes rule 2.

This is update #254.

[12:00 AM] OTTO (Shredded): Feel free to do whatever

WELP WE'RE DOOMED

End of message.

Passes 2 and 5.

This is update #252

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE BOT WAS GONNA FUCK ME
I AIN'T A SPACE MAFIA MONKEY
IT WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB DEFINING TAU TO BE A NUMBER
RATHER CLOSER TO FOUR THAN IT SHOULD BE

WELL THE MATH STARTS COMING AND IT DON'T STOP COMING
WE FED IT STUPID RULES AND WE MADE PI "FUCKING"
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GOOGLE ALL STAR
OUR BRAINS GET BENT AND ITS HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING PI EQUAL THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TYPE PLAY
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK AETHEX IF YOU DON'T SAY:

HYPEN GOOGLE ALL STAR HYPEN GOOGLE SMASH MOUTH
HYPEN ROLL A FAT JOINT HYPEN BLAZE IT ALL DAY
AND ALL THAT PLAYS IS SMASH MOUTH
ONLY ALL STAR MAKES THE BOT WORK

IT WAS AN ARCTAN BUT IT'S NOW A CAT MEOWING
AND COSINE'S DEFINED TO BE A VECTOR FULL OF SOMETHING
YES THE TRIGONOMETRY'S REALLY FUCKED UP
JUDGING BY THE TRAINWRECK IN THE CHAT PANE
THE CODE WE CALL ON IS GETTING PRETTY THIN
BUT THE NIGHTCORE'S COMING SO WE MIGHT AS WELL SIN
OUR BOT'S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT AND WE NEVER GET BORED

HYPEN GOOGLE ALL STAR HYPEN GOOGLE SMASH MOUTH
HYPEN SKIP THE SHIT SONGS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAME?
AND ALL THAT PLAYS IS SMASH MOUTH
ONLY ALL STAR MAKES THE BOT WORK

(x2)

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED "COULD WE TRY TO STOP THE MATH?"
SAID WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS MESS
I SAID "YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT
WE JUST MADE 'i' 'A FAKE NUMBER'
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE BREAK"

WELL THE MATH STARTS COMING AND IT DON'T STOP COMING
WE FED IT STUPID RULES AND WE MADE PI "FUCKING"
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GOOGLE ALL STAR
OUR BRAINS GET BENT AND ITS HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAKING PI EQUAL THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TYPE PLAY
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK AETHEX IF YOU DON'T SAY:

HYPEN GOOGLE ALL STAR HYPEN GOOGLE SMASH MOUTH
HYPEN QUEUE THESE SONGS UP WE CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN TEN
AND ALL THAT PLAYS IS SMASH MOUTH
ONLY ALL STAR MAKES THE BOT WORK

End of message.

This is update #253?

Passes 3.

I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE

Passes 2.

i cook an egg with a spoon

i have no reason to believe this doesn't pass 2.

This is update #255.

Current bot death tally: 2

End of message.

Passes 2.

four hours in we finally got a rickroll

Passes 2.

GOODNIGHT IX

Passes 2 (but let's face it, I could easily interpret this as breaking it)

what more is twelve minutes?

Passes 2.

Current bot death tally: 3? Maybe more?

Passes 2.


Passes 2.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! !

I don't know how to interpret this re: rule 4 so i'm going to say this just passes rule 2.

Hello cyber95, or Robust Laser, and welcome to Tally Hall, wherever that is.

I hereby order and command you to read and then judge this post,

based on the power granted to me by it being my birthday today.

That was a lie, actually. It is not in fact my birthday today.

You could say you have been "taken for a ride," as they say.

Or you could not say it. Whatever. It does not matter to me.

My next command, even though my power was false, is check this out:



blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Sa

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Spoiler0w0 what's this? wuv wuv. And so on and so on.

nd.

These are pretty good rules, I assume. You are the best at rules!

I would include a haiku here, except for that it would not work.

Not with the broader construction of this post, which is just too unfortunate.

In conclusion, I hope "Sa" and "nd" are counted as two separate words.

Passes 3.

[ sorry I spaced out there ]

Passes rule 2.

[8:37] Reyweld: i wonder if maybe this is how to pass a rule. Yes, this.

Passes rules 2 and 3.