Post making contest 5.0

Hello cyber95, or Robust Laser, and welcome to Tally Hall, wherever that is.

I hereby order and command you to read and then judge this post,

based on the power granted to me by it being my birthday today.

That was a lie, actually. It is not in fact my birthday today.

You could say you have been "taken for a ride," as they say.

Or you could not say it. Whatever. It does not matter to me.

My next command, even though my power was false, is check this out:



blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Sa

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Spoiler0w0 what's this? wuv wuv. And so on and so on.

nd.

These are pretty good rules, I assume. You are the best at rules!

I would include a haiku here, except for that it would not work.

Not with the broader construction of this post, which is just too unfortunate.

In conclusion, I hope "Sa" and "nd" are counted as two separate words.