RE: Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
09-20-2016, 07:09 AM
You are on a hunt to murder three rowdy ogres.
You are invaded by space bees who use mind controlling honey to drug the populace and spread their empire around the globe. Kill their queen.
A poacher must destroy an ancient cult of druids because they're doing his job better than he is and he does not want to be unemployed.
You must kill the inventor of miracle whip.
Lord pugfuck the royal pet pug has become sentient. The madman plans to make it everyone ingest a substance that turns their piss into mountain dew. Stop him.
You are invaded by space bees who use mind controlling honey to drug the populace and spread their empire around the globe. Kill their queen.
A poacher must destroy an ancient cult of druids because they're doing his job better than he is and he does not want to be unemployed.
You must kill the inventor of miracle whip.
Lord pugfuck the royal pet pug has become sentient. The madman plans to make it everyone ingest a substance that turns their piss into mountain dew. Stop him.