The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

cmon kitet you have a whole big vacation that doesn't actually end, get to work slacker



Oh... this might be bad. It's a faun. You thought you had... converted them all into a different being. It must be bitter about that.

Does he need anything from you?

"HEH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN A POSITION TO OFFER HELP RIGHT NOW"

Okay, you're not, but he doesn't have to be snooty about it. What does he want?


"YOU'RE POPULAR IN TOPIA, AREN'T YOU?
YOU GET TO SLEEP INSIDE A HOUSE
AND EAT FINELY PREPARED MEATS"


"I WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT
I WANT MY OWN ROOM, JUST A SMALL ONE WILL DO
I WANT TO TASTE THE FOOD OF THE CIVILIZED
AND I WANT... TO BE ACCEPTED INTO YOUR SOCIETY"

Woah, hold up. Isn't that what Centaur attacked Topia over?


"centaur?"
"ALMOST
I CAN BARELY REMEMBER, BUT
HE HAD NO CONCEPT OF SOCIETY, NO IDEA OF ECONOMY OR OF JOBS
ALL HE WANTED WAS THE TERRITORY
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TERRIBLE CENTAUR'S OLD TERRITORY WAS, HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN THERE"
"who's centaur?"
"GUY WHO USED TO LEAD ALL THE FAUNS
HE DIED OR SOMETHING"