[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

What did you say? Yes you in the back. Ah yes. Helios x Happiness. The forbidden ship. Like that'll ever happen. The day Helios smiles is the day Fortuna jumps the space shark.






But who knows, maybe that shark jumping moment will be the update where you the readers, admit your undying love for the robot who is a unicycle with two boxes stacked on top. The saddest part is you'll never be able to take him horseback riding. As you can see by my masterful skill of basically using the same gif over and over, and also my graceful horse drawing skills, the reason horse back riding will go horribly is because he doesn't have any legs to ride a horse. Poor Helios.






Apollo, who looks like an amalgamation of, you guessed it, Apollos, and also Hermes??? kicks down the table and lists off their gay ships. Which was unsurprisingly made out of mostly gay ships. See that pun I made? Freaking off the roof. I'm writing that down in my book of lines to use later. Hermes x Apollo! Helios x Apollo! Athena x Eris! Thanatos x Prometheus! Also, of course, Apollo x Apollo!





Wait what, Thanatos x Prometheus? What the heck is wrong with you man? What kind of crack shipping is this?