RE: [Fortuna]: 9/15 All Hail THE WATER CRISIS
09-16-2016, 05:12 AM
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Today, the 16th of September, is [Fortuna]'s birthday.
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Now like a good parent I looked up what to do for a 3 year old's birthday. The guide I read said to present the child with options, and let the child pick which one they like most.
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Unfortunately [Fortuna] has never come to her own birthday before. Possibly because she is an intangible webcomic, but maybe it's because she is unhappy that I haven't filled the kill quota this year. In fact, no one has died this year. This is a deep shame to be honest.
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Of course all of those things are just jokes. The real reason why [Fortuna], nor anyone else is at this party is because no one but me exists in this universe. That being of course, this panel and this very much non canon INTER-MISSION. I mean, not counting this really neat bird.
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Well this party was a total bust, but I do now have a nice platter of unhealthy treats to eat whenever I get this helmet off. Man what a lame INTER-MISSION this is, with this whole bootleg AuthorSona thing. AuthorSonas are so lame man, why'd I even do this? Maybe I should just make another dating sim INTER-MISSION. Those are always good.