Destroy the Big Bad

too bad.

neptune gets smaller

Charge: 89403826940573904900837

You can't have charged that much in a single turn.

I evolve Nincada into Shedinja, and equip it with the Giant Cape, giving it +20 HP. I play Professor's Letter, and search my deck for two grass energy, one of which I equip to Tropius. I shuffle my deck. Spearow uses peck again.

The Huge Bad would have taken damage, but you already used the attack on the fake boss.

I carefully reposition the cards, and put a Grass energy on Shedinja. I then play Lysandre, forcing you to retreat your active creature and put a different one in its place. I discard a fighting energy from Spearow to retreat it, and put Shedinja out. Shedinja uses Cursed Rain, dealing damage to every enemy, and Spearow is switched back in.

Cursed rain isn't a move.

Nuptune reaches singularity and explodes.

That's not how black holes work. Anyway Neptune is too far away


You choke and die.