[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

You can't think this would work on me.



Why not patron? It's on a piece of paper, you enjoy those! It's also a formal request for you to stop. I don't think you understand you are lamenting for no reason.



I am not lamenting for no reason.



Yes you are!



No I'm not.



Yes you are!

Who is telling you, that you are useless?



......Don't pull that Athena.



Exactly! You are! Not me or the co-player has told you that you are useless, because you are not, I think.

You think.




Yes I think! I have made not one calculation on your usefulness this whole time. As such it is possible you might be useless, but that's not the point, the point is that I don't need to run a calculation to determine that you are useful in some fashion!

Explain yourself.



I don't need to explain anything, patron! You have a fan! A huge fan who loves everything about you.

You mean the player? I guess you're right, if the player didn't want me here they would have never added me back.



.....The player? Yes? Yes. Yes! Of course the player is your fan! That is what I was going to say.

Sure, we have the same power's patron, but two people with a gun use that gun in different ways!



I'm not sure this is comparable to two people with a gun.



Sure it is patron! You can compare anything to 1 or more people with a gun.



Paris syndrome.



You go to what you believe to be a fancy park filled only with peace, only to find out everyone there has a gun and are killing peaceful woodland critters!



Illusory superiority.




You have a gun. Your gun is a small pistol. You have no idea everyone else has a gun, or you believe that the gun they are carrying is a water gun. It turns out the statistically average person carries a shotgun.

We're getting off track here.



You're the one unwilling to accept my gun comparison.

All I am saying is, just because we both have a weapon, does not mean we use it in the same way, patron! For instance, you have a much different view on things. We both calculate what is correct differently.



You're just telling me that to get out of this situation. Our thoughts cannot be that far apart.

You are Pal Iden! The great level 20 warrior of the southern lands. You approach the final room holding a level 10 sword of killing with one charge in it. It allows you to kill one beast, no matter how large before breaking. It will also break if you leave the dungeon.



Past this room is a teleporter that will instantly take you back home with whatever riches you found. As you enter the room the last monster of the dungeon springs out!



What are you doing......

What are you doing you yell forth! The monster yells back that it believes you to be its life long enemy, as such, it will now kill you. What do you do?



I would ask it why does it think I'm its life long enemy.



See! Look! That's idiotic!



.............

This monster only serves to be the last boss of this random dungeon, I would just use the sword of killing on it seeing as there's only one charge on it and it breaks the moment we leave the dungeon, it would be a waste to not use it.



What if it has something important to comment on?



Sounds more like not only a waste of my time, but also likely to toss me in to a trap. I didn't comment that there was anything about this place that implied there was any deeper meaning other then a random emotionless monster coming out to attack you, just like all other monsters.

What I am getting at, is that we have two different view points and I believe the co-player trusts yours more then mine. I would be offended but I don't have the emotional capabilities to self deprecate myself on what others think of me. That is drama! And I-



Hate drama.



No. Not really. It is more along the lines of....I do not know what drama is, other than some sort of irrational emotional fit!

I don't know how to act when people are having dramatic episodes other then to do what I believe is the correct action! Your highly emotional reaction to such a simple comment is complete nonsense to me.



You're being kind of rude now.



You see! There it is!

I am stating what I believe are just facts, but it comes out as some sort of rude comment. It is extremely hard to tell what people think is rude and what people do not think is rude. It is aggravating to attempt to figure out what is the socially acceptable way to tell someone that their choice in fashion and gun combo is extremely clashing today, when you cannot figure out the emotional mindset of the other person, because you do not share a similar mindset!