RE: Destroy the Big Bad
09-12-2016, 04:17 PM
(09-10-2016, 09:03 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Two
Change
My customary bedtime reading book hastily shelved, I sat, bewildered, pondering Allanpoe's poetry.
"Something's wrong", I murmured. "Despite Ravenesque timbres, so mesmerizing (the echo
'nevermore
nevermore
nevermore
nevermore
nevermore
nevermore
...'
survives, for example), my intellect detects wrongful alteration. This imitation, simulated Raven!..."
I recognized large, arbitrary changes. "Odd", I thought. "Why?" To research, I headed downstairs, muttering softly, "Hmm".
I hastened below carefully, there revisiting my book room. Books inhabited each table, shelf, and nook. Taking Cambridge Literature Treasury and proceeding to "Poetry, Poe's", my fears - oh my God! - heightened. Sighting no Raven but The Dark Bird, severe distress arose. "Absolutely, The Raven is maimed!", I exclaimed. "How?!"
Immediately arriving upstairs, I posited a conspiracy: a literature alteration conspiracy. "Are," I did quietly question, "all writings changed?"
Charge 2
Please stop quoting Poe, what the fuck are you doing.
(09-10-2016, 11:07 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Spare some change for an old straggler?
It crawled from the sewer, five hands in head, and slumped over on the street.
"Bus fare. Give me bus fare," it vomited, forming the literal, visceral shapes of words on the asphalt.
But I only had two pennies.
Truly, poverty was the biggest bad, I thought, as the five hands in its head shot forth and split apart my windpipe.
Change 3
Is this place reserved for people who escaped the asylum?
What... I don't... fuck it.
(09-10-2016, 11:29 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »cast magic missile 0.25 times
Surprisingly, you're the only one doing something!
That deals a bit of damage, but who the fuck cares anymore!!
(09-11-2016, 12:45 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I use my 5 charge to grow a pair of legs. Wheeeeee!
AHHHHHHHHHH.
(09-11-2016, 01:53 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Set up a magic missile cannon that will fire every time someone posts.
Good! Progress!
PROGRESS IS FUCKING GOOD!
helpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpme
THE BIG BAD TAKES ONE DAMAGE!!!!!!11!!
(09-11-2016, 01:55 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I run around, gaining momentum and spiritual energy!
Charge: 1 / ??
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
HE TAKES ONE DAMAGE!!!!!@@!$!
(09-11-2016, 02:24 AM)Dalmationer Wrote: »i graveslam the big bad.
What the FUCK does that mean?
What does that mean?!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?
(09-11-2016, 04:05 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Wh... what's this? A corpse on the street? Disgusting - don't the street cleaners know how to do their job anymore?
It looks like their neck was... oh - gross! Who would - no, wait...
Is it - is it still moving?
I can hear the rasping of its voice, leaking out of its split-apart windpipe, and, oh! Oh! There are hands coming out of its throat, oh, oh no, wh -
"Bus fare. Give me bus fare."
[Change 4]
HOLY SHIT PLEASE END MY SUFFERING
YOU GUYS DID IT
YOU DID IT
YOU DROVE ME INSANE HAHAHAHA
NOW CAN WE STOP
PLEASE
(09-11-2016, 04:07 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Three
Of Carrolls
Jabwocky
Slithy toves, borogove
Gimbled there all out in strathwabe
Mimified and gyrified,
A rath is outergrabe.
"Beware a scrunch, a scratch, stepson!
Beware Jubjub, withstand a word!
Respect the Jabberwock and dread
Manxomian songbird!"
He, sword off hand, placement maintained
Thus to complete father's grand quest -
Then waited, vaunting showily
His progenitor's crest.
Therewith three swords he animized,
Before the creature, rumbling.
It was alive; its feelers straight
Burbled while whiffling!
The vorpall sword o' vulcanite
Smote - snicker! snacker! - artfully
A headless Wocky residue
Yielded strength mournfully.
"Youth did it - O, praised fearlessness!"
He issued melodies, forthright.
"Death's strike! O, day! Strallough! Stralleigh!" -
A-chortling in delight.
Borogove, strange slithy troves,
A brilligtime quickstep
Mimsy creatures, gimblified,
Frolicked on a steppe.
Charge 3
im on the verge of crying
(09-11-2016, 06:34 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Set up a second magic missile cannon that will fire every time someone posts.
Wowie! MORE NORMAL SHIT :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F4R3FN4RIJFN4REOFCMWKDM3IOEJIJUIR
(09-11-2016, 08:26 AM)Sleepy Wrote: »
i hit you with my sword
eh- uh- meh- blu- no just no
(09-11-2016, 11:29 AM)Schazer Wrote: »I play one swamp and end my turn
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(09-11-2016, 02:54 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(09-11-2016, 11:29 AM)Schazer Wrote: »I play one swamp and end my turn
The swamp produces 1 earth and 1 water resource!
...
(09-11-2016, 07:04 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Set up an automatic charging station that will charge up any charging posts by 1.
...
(09-11-2016, 08:31 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Magic Bolt!
THE BIG BAD IS DEAD CAN WE STOP NOW HAHAHAHAHAH
GREAT PRANK GUYS
HOLY SHIT
THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF