Post making contest 5.0

Okay okay okay here:

1. Orpheus - Voice of Gold, Willing to go to hell and back for someone they love, destined to be unhappy
2. Eurydice - Adventurous, Risky, Optimistic, gets killed by snakes almost immediately
3. Hades - Cold, Strategic, Kidnapped spouse, Rich, Sort Of A Douche™
4. Persephone - Suffers Stockholm Syndrome, Deals moonshine in secret, Literal goddess
5. The Fates - Aloof, Knows your Future but Would Rather Watch You Suffer than Do Anything, Impossibly Old, With the squad like *all the time*
6. Hermes - Helpful, Fast, The Only One Who's Happy In The End™, Permanent Sore Throat

Tag yourself I'm 4.

Passes rule 3, I was gonna say it passes rule 2 but y'know what I think it actually doesn't.

1. 4
2. 4
3. 4
4. 17
5. 4
6. 4
7. 4
8. 4
9. 4
10. 4

Passes no rules.

1. 4
2. 4
3. 4
4. 17
5. 4
6. 4
7. 4
8. 4
9. 4
10. 4

I'm 4

Passes no rules.

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Passes rules 2 and 3.

Autocannibalism is not the answer

Passes no rules.

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Passes 0 rules.

NO RULES.