Post making contest 5.0

okay it's time for me to look at each of these names in turn and try and come up with something for them one by one

so hi laser, hope you're having a nice time and I bid you well

Passes rule 3 and prrrrrrobably does NOT pass rule 2. No - no yeah definitely not.

The post is always frempier on the other side...

Passes Rule 3.

Tally Hall is an American rock band formed in December 2002 and based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The band has a relatively significant cult following, and is known for upbeat melodies and whimsical lyrics; the band members once described their musical style as "wonky rock" and "fabloo rock".[1]

Tally Hall has five members, distinguished by the color of their neckties: vocalist and guitarist Rob Cantor (yellow), vocalist and bassist Zubin Sedghi (blue), vocalist and guitarist Joe Hawley (red), drummer Ross Federman (gray), and vocalist and keyboardist Andrew Horowitz (green).

Once under the Atlantic Records recording label, Tally Hall was, again, signed to indie label Quack!Media,[2] who previously helped finance and nationally distribute their debut studio album, Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. They released their second album, Good & Evil, on June 21, 2011.[3] Pre-orders were given a digital download from Quack to compensate for the time it took for the physical copy to be delivered.

Passes rules 1, 2, and 3.

hey wanna come for a ride with me? tour the english countryside, stop off for cream tea in a nice village somewhere, make it to the coast by sunset? then just click on Chuck Berry's my automobile:

Passes rule 3. I'm going to count this as absolutely breaking rule 2.

$275!

Passes rule 2.

I am going to be honest I was borned a number of years back I'm not prepared to go to the relative effort of being born again all in the name of a shitty joke.

Passes rules 2 and 3.

V tempted to give this 3, but no. It only passes rule 2.

Eh, can I really be bothered to pass this rule? What's the point?

This passes rule 2.

this Kenneth Mallard chap indicates that this photograph was taken in April and I have no reason to doubt his word

This post passes rule 2 as far as I can tell, and also rule 3.

Passes rule 2.

This is a haiku
Buckle Up Mother Fucker
Refrigerator

This probably doesn't pass rule 2 but I'm going to say it does for my own sake. YOU HEAR THAT ME? FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS BREAKING IT.

okay who let this small child hold our globe in his hands

this is extremely irresponsible

guessing this isn't one of atlas's baby photos so who thought this was a good idea

Passes 2 and 3.

one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven TWELVE thirteen

i'm incredulous at what this doesn't pass but what it does pass is rule 2.

my cup here is 98mm tall and has an interior diameter of 73mm

I know I haven't measured everything with this ruler I may or may not have had to fish out from behind a cabinet but this is a start

Passes rules 2 and 3.

sand

alternatively, read scraph

This post..... passes no rules!

also hi

okay everyone you can all start posting again now

please, don't be shy

This post passes rules 2 and 4.

So any of those could have broken rule 2 if I stretched hard enough I think but that would be a stretch that would probably break my back or something and also that'd be dumb.

Who is the man, who would risk his neck for his brother man?

Scraph!

You're damn right.

This passes rules 2, 3, and a probably arguable 4 depending on who you ask.

i m i t a t e r t o t s

This post passes 2 and 3.

So I remember we were commenting yesterday that "Buckle Up Mother Fucker(s)" never fully took off as a meme. And I just realized the reason why.

Most of the memes that really took off are the ones that lead to rule passes. g0m helped with getting rule 2 in g0m's original wordset, Lankie's ended up getting us through the first set of Sruix rules, and the Space Consortium was a key component in solving my first ruleset. And lubrication took off as a meme because it was in a winning post.

The main exceptions are haiku, which rarely passed rules but I kept doing them; and fremp, which was, of course, a self-fulfilling prophecy. Oh, also the Sanji meme, but that's more a Drawful meme than a PMC one.

Then again, we haven't made a lot of references to "the letter b 3008 times", so this obviously isn't a complete theory.

This post passes rules 3 and 5.