RE: [Fortuna]: 9/8 Check Please
09-09-2016, 08:58 AM
Light patron, tell me how much food terrors consume!
Light patron? Oh, you're talking to me. I'm actually the patron of the sun. Not light. As for how much terrors consume, a child eats about 5 meat or fish rations a day. An adult eats 20 meat or fish rations a day. Failure to feed them for a single day causes them to attack their owners.
Just as I assumed, if we keep this terror with us it's going to eat most of our rations in a day. We'll have to kill or release it the moment we get to the slabs. Terrors are only useful once you have enough people and rations to enter war mode.
Ugh! I should have expected this. She's attempting to trap us in to keeping that terror. I didn't account for her being smart.
Wait a moment. Athena why did you ask me how much terrors eat? You're a god of knowledge aren't you? You should already know that info by looking in your banks. Both of us being gods of knowledge means we both should be drawing our info from the same banks.
I don't know why I have to explain this. I am in character! I am a player at this moment, not a god. Other than rerolling I am trying to stay in the player mindset, and that means using my patron to their fullest power!
With fact checking things you can check?
I know where you are going with this conversation, and I formally ask you to stop for your personal sake.
For my personal sake?.........
I am telling you right now. Stop.
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.....Oh my gods... I didn't even realize it until now.
Stop.
I am completely useless in this situation......
I submitted a formal request for you to stop.
You have the same power that I do. Vast knowledge. You know as much about this universe as me because we draw our power from the same place.
Excuse me. I will be back in a moment, make sure Latta does not get herself killed.
The thing is, the the only power I can provide the player is my knowledge. You have that power and other powers you can provide the player. I am just a redundancy in this. Having any other patron, any other one at all would be more useful then having me take up a spot.
I'm back. Have you stopped yet?
Why does the player keep me around? I'm the worst patron in this game. I'm the patron you use when you want someone else in your family to play the game and get a tutorial without deleting your save files. Then there was an update later on that allowed you to replay the tutorial without ruining your save files. I'm obsolete.
Ok, I take that as a no, thus you will take this.
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Formal. Request.