Destroy the Big Bad

I lay myself prostrate before the big bad and beg to join his lackeys. Because who wants to play on the good team, when you can be evil? Not me, for sure.

You don't seem to be adequated with the original version, Destroy the Godmodder. If you were, you would know that the Big Bad does not need "lackeys". There's no need to be edgy, this is a battle of life and death. He blasts you into oblivion and back.

I use Kieros as a shitty flail until I'm wielding nothing but vague meat paste

That's definitely bizzare, and I don't understand jack sh!t, but... okay?

I cast magic missile

Yes, finally, an attack! The magic missile lands in the Big Bad's crotch. Youch.

I want to be a rock, in memory of another rock.

Charge: 1/??

This place sure is weird.

Big Bad
99/100 HP