Fridge Frenzy (FINISHED; Sleepy, earthexe, Wheat and Sruixan[x2] Win!)

I just wanna say this, because it is worth saying.

During this entire goddamn game, there has been one person that I could truly call a "friend." A real PAL of a friend. And though I tried to make friends with everybody (to varying degrees of effort), there has been one that stuck out from the beginning, and from what I can tell, is holding out to the very bitter end.

That's right bitches, I'm talking about my main man, my crown jewel of a confidant WHEAT. My favorite, truest true blue friend.

....Hey. You know the funny thing? The fucked up part of this whole crazy story we've been all spiraling over and over into our eventual, bloody pulpy doom? It's that.... heh......

Wheat. My only true friend.

I never really deserved his kindness. Back in round zero, when he rallied for me to get the first item of the game... all those guys are gone now. (except for sleepy actually)

Isn't that fucked up?? SO FUCKING FUCKED UPPPP

*Punches the wall where Robust Laser once stood* RRGGHHHHgh!

hhh....

hehheh......

wheat has been my only friend, and sleepy has been my other only friend. Which means I'm not without my friends...!

And because of that..........

actually i don't know what i'm gonna do now i wasn't counting on sruixian knocking himself out lol, hey wheat lets do this together, with the TRUE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!