Re: The Abrupt Demise
08-20-2011, 06:47 AM
Name: Stroppford Stroppfordshire
Race: Hippotaur
Gender: All the genders
Description: One part horse legs. One part hippo-man. All parts hero. Clad in a sleek black and fuchsia and chartreuse Hippotaur suit, with intense eyes that change from black to gold whenever he senses stupidity; since he is extremely stupid his eyes are always gold. Wears a chinchilla hat made from his best friend who died in the war. Seven facial piercings inlaid with runes that don't do anything. Missing two hoofnails, still looking for them. Glorious rainbow tail that expels magic hippo dust whenever he shakes dat ass. Which is frequently.
Weapons/Abilities:
-Hipportalyzer, a device that teleports half of a person anywhere in their visual range
-Griddlechucks, waffle griddles in a linked array; standard issue of the Hippotaur army(consisting of only Stroppford)
-Thyme Balm, exactly what it sounds like
-Rainbow tail, full of hippo dust
Backstory: They didn't believe him when he said that the sky would run orange with entropic torrents of Tang. Well, they were right. But that doesn't mean Stroppford Stroppfordshire is going to just sit there and let Destiny punch him in the face.
So into the Burgerfields he wanders, when all of a sudden...
Race: Hippotaur
Gender: All the genders
Description: One part horse legs. One part hippo-man. All parts hero. Clad in a sleek black and fuchsia and chartreuse Hippotaur suit, with intense eyes that change from black to gold whenever he senses stupidity; since he is extremely stupid his eyes are always gold. Wears a chinchilla hat made from his best friend who died in the war. Seven facial piercings inlaid with runes that don't do anything. Missing two hoofnails, still looking for them. Glorious rainbow tail that expels magic hippo dust whenever he shakes dat ass. Which is frequently.
Weapons/Abilities:
-Hipportalyzer, a device that teleports half of a person anywhere in their visual range
-Griddlechucks, waffle griddles in a linked array; standard issue of the Hippotaur army(consisting of only Stroppford)
-Thyme Balm, exactly what it sounds like
-Rainbow tail, full of hippo dust
Backstory: They didn't believe him when he said that the sky would run orange with entropic torrents of Tang. Well, they were right. But that doesn't mean Stroppford Stroppfordshire is going to just sit there and let Destiny punch him in the face.
So into the Burgerfields he wanders, when all of a sudden...