Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

so last night I was going down the highway in my souped up death coupe (it has a knife taped to the front, in case deer/animal/bear in way, i can tear right through t that son of the gendered insult) high on a home blend of loppeys and "rabbit eye" when a rock crossed the road darted out right in front of me and I had to swerve the fuck out of the way in a split second. didn't work. fucker was following me asking for trouble, jumped right at my grill and fed under the tires. i hit it going like 90? 100? mph? (150 kmh to you limeys) and my car went straight verticle. I went upwards for several minutes, lookin' like I was going to the moon, but unfortunately right when I was within arm's reach i started going back down. luckily I was still able to land on a satellite and chill out with some telecomm company aliens who had also set up shop there. i'm posting from there now, not sure how i'm going to get back home


maybe i'll just jump and aim to land on a pedestrian to break my fall