Things, and no context.

You suck at cooking, and it's hard to describe
Just how much you're inept,
But I'll give it a try,
'cause I'm willing to bet
That in addition to your inability to make good dishes,
You still suck at anything occurring outside the kitchen.
But I'm happy to say
You've improved at crochet,
But your helicopter skills have really gone by the way--side.
So I don't need a -- ride,
But since you've come here,
It's become pretty clear
That your time-travelling skills have not improved in a year.
Your ironing is sloppy,
Your turgidity is floppy,
And your fluid ballet skills have really gotten kinda choppy,
So stop.

Evaluate and listen.
Take a few things off your plate and in addition,
To the things that have been mentioned you should probably stop and take stock.

Then go into the cupboard and get yourself a pot.
Then grab yourself an onion and then give it a chop.
Then throw it in with oil, take some garlic and press,
And grab your favourite implement and wangjangle it.
Add some lentils, water, and then thoroughly drown.
Add in garam masala, and some sugar that's brown,
Then continue to wangjangle it until it cooks down.

Plate. Taste. Give it a try.
Once you confirm that it's delicious, then go outside.
Find a comfy spot that's pretty nice to recline,
Because the lentils are so tasty that you might as well die!

Go out on a high!

It's time to say bye!

So just keep your eyes -- closed.

Then move towards the light.

But just one more bite.

And just one last fight.

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