The Abrupt Demise

Username: Ixcaliber
Name: Cornelius Blackheart, Scourge of the Seven Seas TM
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Description: Cornelius is tall with green eyes, long black hair and a long black beard. He is heavily scarred and wears an eyepatch over one eye. He wears black pirate clothing and carries an old fashioned flintlock pistol, and a cutlass.

He is arrogant and believes himself to be the Scourge of the Seven Seas TM when he is actually not very well known and not very well thought of by those who he does work with. He doesn’t much think about other people’s feelings and he is constantly one wrong move away from complete mutiny though he doesn’t realise this. He likes plundering gold and stuff but he more cares about being generally evil.

Weapons and Abilities: He is a reasonable shot with his pistol when he is not drunk. He has never actually used his sword because he normally lets everyone else do all the work for him, while he sits down and has a drink of rum.

Biography: Cornelius tells a different story of his past to anyone who bothers to ask him. In some sarcastic versions he is the illegitimate spawn of the beard god, in others his parents were killed by bearded dragons. In reality he was born in Spain and he decided to be a pirate because he thought pirates were cool. Also he worked with asbestos for a while and it’s super relevant to this profile.

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SpoilerFuck you Cornelius Blackheart!