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Passes rule 2 and 5!

Passes rule 5!

Passes rule 5!

a link to the past starring john belushi

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This ascii dog art passes rule 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!

You really brought your Best-lushi!

The John Belushi Ruleset

Rule 1: Voice of an angel (Must link to audio containing John Belushi's voice)
Rule 2: It's Saturday Night! (Must have the letters 'S', 'N', and 'L', in that order)
Rule 3: A life cut short (Post must end mid-sentence)
Rule 4: Animal House (Post must contain a picture of an animal)
Rule 5: Not that Belushi (Post must not have a reference to Jim Belushi)

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SpoilerRule 3 was a little tricky, because a single word could technically count as something 'mid sentence', but a subject with a predicate would be largely complete. So I opted to consider a noun + prepositional phrase in that category, hence "a link to the..." However, ascii dog ended the post with a comma, so it pretty unambiguously passed rule 3

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