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a link to why does a picture of a dog pass a rule in the john belushi ruleset?

Passes rule 2 and 5!

Passes rule 5!

Passes rule 5!

a link to the past starring john belushi

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A link to the                             ;\
A link to the                            |' \
A link to the         _                  ; : ;
A link to the        / `-.              /: : |
A link to the       |  ,-.`-.          ,': : |
A link to the       \  :  `. `.       ,'-. : |
A link to the        \ ;    ;  `-.__,'    `-.|
A link to the         \ ;   ;  :::  ,::'`:.  `.
A link to the          \ `-. :  `    :.    `.  \
A link to the           \   \    ,   ;   ,:    (\
A link to the            \   :., :.    ,'o)): ` `-.
A link to the           ,/,' ;' ,::"'`.`---'   `.  `-._
A link to the         ,/  :  ; '"      `;'          ,--`.
A link to the        ;/   :; ;             ,:'     (   ,:)
A link to the          ,.,:.    ; ,:.,  ,-._ `.     \""'/
A link to the          '::'     `:'`  ,'(  \`._____.-'"'
A link to the             ;,   ;  `.  `. `._`-.  \\
A link to the             ;:.  ;:       `-._`-.\  \`.
A link to the              '`:. :        |' `. `\  ) \
A link to the                ` ;:       |    `--\__,'
A link to the                   '`      ,'
A link to the                        ,-'

This ascii dog art passes rule 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!

You really brought your Best-lushi!

The John Belushi Ruleset

Rule 1: Voice of an angel (Must link to audio containing John Belushi's voice)
Rule 2: It's Saturday Night! (Must have the letters 'S', 'N', and 'L', in that order)
Rule 3: A life cut short (Post must end mid-sentence)
Rule 4: Animal House (Post must contain a picture of an animal)
Rule 5: Not that Belushi (Post must not have a reference to Jim Belushi)

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SpoilerRule 3 was a little tricky, because a single word could technically count as something 'mid sentence', but a subject with a predicate would be largely complete. So I opted to consider a noun + prepositional phrase in that category, hence "a link to the..." However, ascii dog ended the post with a comma, so it pretty unambiguously passed rule 3

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;\
                            |' \
         _                  ; : ;
        / `-.              /: : |
       |  ,-.`-.          ,': : |
       \  :  `. `.       ,'-. : |
        \ ;    ;  `-.__,'    `-.|
         \ ;   ;  :::  ,::'`:.  `.
          \ `-. :  `    :.    `.  \
           \   \    ,   ;   ,:    (\
            \   :., :.    ,'o)): ` `-.
           ,/,' ;' ,::"'`.`---'   `.  `-._
         ,/  :  ; '"      `;'          ,--`.
        ;/   :; ;             ,:'     (   ,:)
          ,.,:.    ; ,:.,  ,-._ `.     \""'/
          '::'     `:'`  ,'(  \`._____.-'"'
             ;,   ;  `.  `. `._`-.  \\
             ;:.  ;:       `-._`-.\  \`.
              '`:. :        |' `. `\  ) \
                ` ;:       |    `--\__,'
                   '`      ,'
                        ,-'