You are in a room in a room in...

balance on that blue scale

The plates are too small for your feet to fit in them, you just know you'll only succeed in falling over. Anyway, on closer inspection one of them has a BLACK WEIGHT stuck in it, so that would be in the way.

> Flip the table

Despite looking like an ordinary wooden table painted black, and not having anything visibly fixing it to the floor, the BLACK TABLE will not budge, no matter you much you push or pull on it.

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