Post making contest: easier mode

Is it possible that one of the rules is that a post has to be made live on a Saturday Night?

Maybe! This passes rule 2 and 5!

Dog House

This passes rule 5!

This passes rule 4!

John Adam Belushi (/bəˈluːʃi/; January 24, 1949 – March 5, 1982) was an American comedian, actor, and musician. He is best known for his "intense energy and raucous attitude"[1] which he displayed as one of the original cast members of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, in his role in the 1978 film Animal House and in his recordings and performances as one of The Blues Brothers.
During his career he had a close personal and artistic partnership with fellow SNL actor and writer Dan Aykroyd whom he met while they were both working at Chicago's Second City comedy club.[2]
Belushi died on the morning of March 5, 1982 at the age of 33 in Hollywood, California, specifically at the Chateau Marmont, after being injected with a mixture of cocaine and heroin, known as a "speedball", which led to combined drug intoxication. He was posthumously honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, on April 1, 2004.

Oh hey! It's the article I was reading when making these rules!
This passes rule 2 and 5!

This passes rule 4!

The Jim Belushi Ruleset:

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This clearly superior ruleset passes no rules!

Passes rule 4!

Passes rule 4!

Passes rule 4!

I am honored to get to quote this post.

Passes rule 5 and ascends to the heavens

Okay folks, pack it all up. Ix has done it. They've made the best post. The greatest post. A post so thoroughly splendid, it has won the post make - not by virtue of passing all the rules, although heaven knows it should, but by being the most excellent post we've ever seen. Truly nothing can compare to the majesty that is John Belushji.

Truth. Passes rule 2 and 5.