"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

I had a dream where I was interviewing with this Australian guy for a job at a tropical pet shop, and the shop's crocodile came up to me and turned out to be friendly and want petting. So while I was answering questions, I was rubbing the croc's nose and scratching between its eyes, and then at one point it rolled over and wanted belly scratches on its belly-scutes. Like it was a big scaly dog.
The rough texture of its scales was really distinct in the dream, which was more tactile than I think my dreams usually are.