2 MADLIBS 2 FURRYOUS

This one is what I'm calling the "Verb ending in -ed" off. Feel free to use other past-tense verbs there, this is just the technical MadLibs term.

• Verb ending in -edBurned
  
• NounUSB 3.0 UPLINK PORT WITH MALE TO 4-WAY FEMALE USB HUB ADAPTER
  
• Plural part of bodyHairs
  
• AdverbSoftly
  
• NounAnnihilation via nuclear fire
  
• Verb ending in -edIrradiated
  
• Verb ending in -edMutilated
  
• Verb ending in -edRejuvenated
  
• Verb ending in -edDecapitated
  
• NounGrigor Grigoronovnovich Yosyvslovsky
  
• Verb ending in -ingSonambulating
  
• Noun*
  
• Verb ending in -ing
  
• Noun
  
• Nonsense word ending in -ed
  
• Nonsense word ending in -ed
  
• Verb ending in -ed
  
• Verb ending in -ed, starting with same letter as last verb
  
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