Post making contest 5.0

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

You feel the sins crawling on your back, so you rip them off and examine them:

1 (Lust) - Must mention the name of the previous and next poster (if they're the same person, no need to mention them twice).
2 (Pride) - Must declare a rule is passed, and then pass that rule (cannot be this one).
3 (Greed) - Must have a title with so many characters that adding "RE: " makes the post unpostable.
4 (Sloth) - Must be posted 1 hour after the last PMC post
5 (Envy) - Cannot have more unique formatting tags then the previous post.
6 (Wrath) - Must pass more rules than the previous post, never including this one.
7 (Gluttony) - Must name a food, plus the names of every other visible food posted previously on the page.

I hope you enjoyed this ruleset, you sinners.