Human Error - Phone Unknown

i have no idea what to suggest so i'll just list stuff that could possibly be in the bag?

• a box of cigarettes, opened, one missing.
  
• a small container, tightly sealed, labeled "DRY ICE — DO NOT OPEN"
  
• razor blade
  
• magic eight ball
  
• a flip phone and a pager
  
• small notebook w/ golf pencil in the rings
  
• loose sunflower seeds
  
• $10,000 in hundred-dollar bills
  
• alien technology with obscure function and no operating manual, naturally
  
• dog shit
  
• a balaclava, driving gloves, a 9mm, a spare clip, and a hastily-scrawled map
  
• spices
  
• unopened deck of cards
  
• device that beeps faster as you get closer to its receiver
  
• TO SERVE MAN
  
• ukelele
  

edit: and didn't ET love candy?

edit 2: wait is this mac and me

edit 3: wait i misread, there's a thing inside the bag already and that's what's labelled "for m". i guess there's really no suggestion to make then, huh? go ahead and open it. next update. ==>